Don't you see that people  Will like you for who you are  'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom  And I'm OK and you're OK  Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out  Listen up - check it out  There's something ugly inside of you  There's a big empty hole inside of you  There's something creepy crawling on your brain  There's something in you  It's red white and blue inside of you  As long as you don't have  Lots of zits or small tits  Or crooked teeth  Then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste  And people won't tape signs onto your back  Or beat the crap out of you  Or ignore your sorry ass  See, there's something vapid inside of you  There's a sweet little robot inside of you  So take off that silly moustache  Don't be a baby  There's a Pete Brady inside of you  ONE: You act your age  TWO: You don't try to be something you're not  THREE: You find out in advance  What restaurant your mom and dad are going to  And go someplace else