It all started on the school bus,  You were 9 and I was 10,  Remember you had a Walkman,  All I had was a middle part and a pen    Oh sweet Louise,  Whatever happened to her?    Then is all went downhill,  You grew tall I stayed the same,  I guess that's just puberty,  Making us boys all play a losing game    Oh sweet Louise    I always found it hard to work things through,  Those school uniforms made a joke,  Made a joke of me and you,  I'm glad I'm not back in school    She got an older boyfriend (how could she?)  Had a beard,  Smoked Marlboro red,  How can I compete with that? (how can he?)  I don't even know the location of the bike sheds    Oh sweet Louise    I always found it hard to work things through,  Those school uniforms made a joke,  Made a joke of me and you,  I always found it hard to work things through,  Those school uniforms made a joke,  Made a joke of me and you    I remember short skirts,  Long hair,  My hormones flying everywhere    I always found it hard to work things through,  Those school uniforms made a joke,  Made a joke of me and you,  I always found it hard to work things through,  Those school uniforms made a joke,  Made a joke of me and you    I'm glad I'm not back in school.