FLORENCE   This is the one situation I wanted most to avoid   Nothing I say will convince him this isn't a trick.      THE RUSSIAN   A drink on a clear moonlit night--I relax, she smiles   There's something unpleasant going on      FLORENCE   So with immaculate timing, I'm left to carry the can   Embarrassed, outnumbered, marooned--      THE RUSSIAN   Now she can't be working for them--I mean us--   She seems so very straightforward--   But where is he?      FLORENCE   He has to come back--he wanted this meeting, well didn't he?      THE RUSSIAN   Maybe he's scared--just as scared as he was in the game      FLORENCE   Oh I just couldn't care less   He can go right ahead, go and wreck his career   I know I've done my best      THE RUSSIAN   Well, at least she's a good-looking spy.      FLORENCE   What if my Russian friend thinks that my plans   Are more of an intimate kind?   If I don't say something and soon   He'll go-- nobody's on nobody's side.      THE RUSSIAN   Listen, I hate to break up the mood   Get to the point, begin the begin   Haven't you noticed we're a protagonist short   In this idyllic, well-produced scene?      FLORENCE   All I can say is moments ago   He was right here ready and waiting      THE RUSSIAN   Never mind him--I haven't missed him so far      BOTH   Maybe it won't do any harm   To struggle on without his charm?   Funny how all at once I feel   That he can go jump off the mountain I won't care      FLORENCE   This is the one situation I wanted most to avoid      THE RUSSIAN   My dear opponent--I really can't imagine why      FLORENCE   So I am not dangerous then?   What a shame!      THE RUSSIAN   Oh you're not dangerous--who could think that of you?      BOTH   You--you are so strange--why can't you be what you ought to be?   You should be scheming, intriguing, too clever by half--      THE RUSSIAN   I have to hand it to you   For you've managed to make me forget why I ever agreed to this farce.   BOTH   I don't know why I can't think of anything   I would rather do   than be wasting my time   on mountains with you