[CIVIL SERVANTS]   Oh my dear how boring   He's defecting   Just like all the others   He's expecting   Us to be impressed with what he's done here   But he   Hasn't stopped to think about the paperwork   His gesture causes   We've an embassy to run here   If these people can't strike   Blows for freedom   With a valid visa   We don't need 'em   If we seem offhand then please remember   This is nothing very special   He's the fourth we've had since last November   Who do these foreign chappies think they are?   And when he's safely in the West   He'll be the hero to discuss   The media will lionise him   Fame and fortune plus   No-one will recall it's   Thanks to us      Have you an appointment   With the consul?   If you don't we know what his   Response'll   Be, he will not see you, with respect it   Buggers up his very taxing schedule   Pushing peace and understanding   Let us hope this won't affect it   Far too many jokers   Cross the border   Not a single document   In order   Russia must be empty   Though we're all for   Basic human rights it makes you wonder   What they built the Berlin wall for   Who do these foreign chappies think they are?   And when you've filled in all the forms   And been passed clear of all disease   Debriefed debugged dedrugged disarmed   And disinfected please   Don't forget the guys   Who cut your keys