She's so squeezable   Please-able,   Unbreakable   She's inflatable!   She's an arm full of sex-appeal   Can't wait until I get her home   Yeah      She's incapable   Of being difficult   Down to earth-able   Biodegradable   Shania Twain   Ain't got a dad blang thing   On my tease-able   Squeezable   Please-able   She's inflatable      Folks think I'm full of bologna (baloney)   I'm never lonely      Never thought I could buy someone not      Flammable   Air brain-able   Recyclable   No I ain't full of bull   Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing      It made my mama cry   When we ran off one night   And caught a Vegas flight   And I made her mom whine      She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring      My flexible   Patch-able   Washable   Yeah inflatable!      (Oh dang lady, you give a brand new definition of taking a man's breath away)      Makes me feel so proud that I'm her feller   I'd never sell her   People get your mind out of the motha fukin    gutter      She's blonde-head-able   Re-head-able   Remedable   Interchange-able   I didn't need a down payment    On that pretty little plastic thing      She's incapable    Of being difficult   Down to earth-able   Biodegradable   She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring   My please-able   Patchable   Washable   Bio-degradable      Air-brain-able   Squeezable   Washable   She's inflatable   That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables