my mom always liked Paul the best   she liked his smile and the way he dressed   and when he sang his mouth made an o whoah      dad liked the girl who did "delta dawn"   but I'll save that for another song   he loves all animals is what you gotta know      we started getting death threats in the mailbox   milk sucks, let the animals go   they were blaming my dad for testing on cats   they were blaming my dad, my dad?       my dad (my dad)   versus Paul McCartney   he likes to eat meat it's true   my dad (my dad)   versus Paul McCartney   he don't really care if you don't eat it too      Paul thought my dad was a science guy   that makes shampoo that doesn't hurt your eyes   he got reported to P.E.T.A      well, they had protests in the neighbourhood   when they found out they didn't feel too good   they were looking for a guy with a different name      we stopped getting death threats in the mailbox   our lives are back to normal   and now mom and dad wanna get a cat   wanna get a cat my mom       and dad (my dad)   versus Paul McCartney   he likes to eat meat it's true   my dad (my dad)   versus Paul McCartney   he don't really care if you don't eat it too   don't eat it too   don't eat it too   don't eat it too      baby, you know that it's true