Well I met a girl   but she doesn't work here   and she was the one I could keep      the last thing I saw was a sticker -NO FEAR-   through the smoke from the tires of her jeep      I'm lucky that the turnover's high   cause things are never boring   cause everyone is humping   everyone- at my restaurant      Everyone here wants me to date the waitress   who just moved here from Vermont   and now that I did... everyone who works here   is doin' someone from the restaurant      now everyone i'm talkin' about   knows everything I do or say   cause everyone is humping   everyone at my restauraunt      saturday! and she's gotta work   only place we can meet is the walk-in-fridge   she gets off late - and now I wanna be there   drinkin' after hours      well I met a girl but she doesnt work here   she was the one i could keep      the last that I saw was a sticker -NO FEAR-   throught the smoke from the tires of her jeep      now everyone I'm talkin' about   knows everything I do or say   cause everyone is humping everyone   at my restaurant (x4)