He don't leave when it's time to go   He don't leave at the end of the show   He's no friend an acquaintance at best   A scary guy in a leather vest   Cause he's a nuisance      When he speaks it's a scary sound   It's hard to keep him from hanging around   the girls won't give him the time of day, they just hope he'll go    away   Why won't he go away, why does he always stay   Cause he's a nuisance      I wish he'd move to another place or at least get out of my face   It seems that there is nothing left to do   I wish he would just get a clue   Cause he's a nuisance      Why won't he go away, why does he always stay   Cause he's a nuisance