Hot sun beating down   Burning my feet just walking around   Hot sun making me sweat   'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet      I can't dance, I can't talk   Only thing about me is the way I walk   I can't dance, I can't sing   I'm just standing here selling everything      Blue jeans sitting on the beach   Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach   She's got a body under that shirt   But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt      Cos, I can't dance, I can't talk   Only thing about me is the way I walk   I can't dance, I can't sing   I'm just standing here selling      Oh and checking everything is in place   You never know who's looking on      Young punk spilling beer on my shoes   Fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues   Thick smoke, see her smiling through   I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool      But I can't dance, I can't talk   The only thing about me is the way that I walk   I can't dance, I can't sing   I'm just standing here selling      Oh and checking everything is in place   You never know who's looking on   A perfect body with a perfect face