well sometimes i think   she was born without a brain   'cause even when she tries   to make sense she still sounds insane   oh, but please don't get the wrong idea   'cause i love my mom to death   and please don't think that i'm being mean   but there's something about her breath      and she doesn't even know   and she doesn't even care   and she doesn't even have a clue   she's so uncool      well she likes to drive   all around in her car   but goin' 15 miles per hour   doesn't get her very far   well i really hate to say it   but life with my mom sucks   if she likes my band so much   than what's with that ten bucks?      well, i just can't wair for the day   when all this madness ends   she still insists on kissing me   in front of all my friends      embarrassing me with that hair   i'm looking like a fool   somebody really needs to tell her   that she's just not cool