Here we go, Monday morning at last   In the land of the brave and the bold   Sunlight is hurting my eyes   But it's on to the glittering prize   There's a rent to pay      Gimme a coffee to go, make it fast   There'll be a merger before it gets cold   They've closed down the whole seventh floor   The young guns are ready for war   But I'm holding on      Long ago and far away   I was safe and sound   But love got lost   Along the way      Saturday night, went to see La Boheme   Used the spare ticket just for my coat   I guess I should swallow my pride   But I'd be damned if I hawked it outside   In the pouring rain      Monday morning and no-one to blame   Keep hitting icebergs but I'm still afloat   I'd like a new body and face   But I'd settle for a friend with a space   On their calendar      Up to now and hard to say   Wonder what I've found   But love got lost   Along the way      Here comes Mr. Worldly and Wise   If he touches me again I'll scream   I can't stand his sensitive eyes   Like I'm some dying diva to him      Touch me, don't touch me   Touch me, don't touch me      Long ago and far away   I was safe and sound   But love got lost   Along the way