Two in the morning there's a drink in my hand   (Dirt, dirt, dirty Martini)   Nothing moving the place but sweat      I heard a rumor 'bout a Cajun band   (Dirt, dirt, dirty Martini)   The bartender says, "It's early yet"   Wait the bartender says, "It's early yet"      Too many olives in too much gin   Steppin' out in the City of Sin   Too much dirty rice and too many beans   Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans   Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans      Have another, I believe I will   (Dirt, dirt, dirty Martini)   And you can stir it with a dirty spoon      There's a prescription I've gotta fill   (Dirt, dirt, dirty Martini)   And the doctor's gonna be here soon   Jimmy says, "The doctor's gonna be here soon"      Too many olives in too much gin   Steppin' out in the City of Sin   Too much dirty rice and too many beans   Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans   Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans      Too many olives in too much gin   Steppin' out in the City of Sin   Too much dirty rice and too many beans   Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans   Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans      Dirt, dirt, dirty Martini   Dirt, dirt, dirty Martini   Stir it with a dirty spoon   Dirt, dirt, dirty Martini   Dirt, dirt, dirty Martini   Dirt, dirt, dirty Martini