The hands on the clock stopped moving a long time ago   To the horror of cops and mothers and daughters   But I've made it to 2am   Now it's nothing to do with them   It's my life - or funeral      Another round for me and invisible friends   I know it might appear to be lonely   But here's to Napoleon   We'll drink till the Stoli's gone   Then start over again      A man raises his hat, and says "Johnnie Walker" to you   Another stands guard at the Tower of London   There's heroes and villains here   Captain Morgan and Belvedere   And Queen Victoria      Wild Turkeys and bats fly around in this curious zoo   Then even the Grouse is said to be famous   Flying from bar to bed   Triangles and stars are red   Swirling into the blue      The hands on the clock stopped moving a long time ago   So just a last drop can last us forever   Ring bells and strike up the harp   We'll sail on the Cutty Sark   Over the edge of the world