Mother doesn't go out any more   Just sits at home and rolls her spastic eyes   But every weekend through the door   Come words of wisdom from the world outside      If you want to know about the bishop and the actress   If you want to know how to be a star   If you want to know about the stains on the mattress   You read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers      Mother's wheelchair stays out in the hall   Why should she go out when the TV's on?   Whatever moves beyond these walls   She'll know the facts when Sunday comes along      If you want to know about the gay politician   If you want to know how to drive your car   If you want to know about the new sex position   You can read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers      (Sunday papers)   Don't ask no questions   (Sunday papers)   Don't get no lies   (Sunday papers)   Don't raise objection   (Sunday papers)   Ain't got no eyes      Brother's heading that way, now I guess   He just read something, made his face turn blue   Well, I got nothing against the press   They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true      If you want to know about the man gone bonkers   If you want to know how to play guitar   If you want to know about the other suckers   You can read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers      (Sunday papers)   Don't ask no questions   (Sunday papers)   Don't get no lies   (Sunday papers)   Don't raise objection   (Sunday papers)   Ain't got no eyes      (Sunday papers)   Don't ask no questions   (Sunday papers)   Don't get no lies   (Sunday papers)   Don't raise objection   (Sunday papers)   Ain't got no eyes      Read all about it, Sunday papers, Sunday papers