Sofa...   Hyundai...   Administration...   YEAH!      You said we're manufactured,   You guys have got it wrong,   We did this stupid challenge   And we wrote this song in half an hour.      Sofa, hyundai, administration      Oh, in half an hour.      Sofa, hyundai, administration      Our reputation to lose,   That's why we wrote the Top Gear Blues.      Jeremy's antique,   The hamster just squeaks,   James is such a geek,   And I really want to know who the stig is.      Tom & Dougie:   Sofa, hyundai, administration.      Danny:   Who is the stig?      Danny & Dougie:   Sofa, hyundai, administration.      Danny:   Our reputation to lose,   When I sing the Top Gear Blues.      Tom:   SOLO! 1,2,3..!      (Danny's guitar solo)      Tom:   1, 2, 3, 4...   Jeremy's antique,   The hamster just squeaks,   James is such a geek,   And I really want to know who the stig is.      Danny & Dougie:   Sofa, hyundai, administration.      Tom:   Yeah, who's the stig?      Danny & Dougie:   Sofa, hyundai, administration.      Tom:   Our reputation to lose,   That's why we wrote the Top Gear...      Dougie:   My penis grows huge,   When I sing the Top Gear...      Danny:   I'm a little confused,   This is why we sing the Top Gear Blues...   ALRIGHT!