My sex-change operation got botched   My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch   Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch   I've got an angry inch      Six inches forward and five inches back   I got a   I got an angry inch   Six inches forward and five inches back   I got a   I got an angry inch      I'm from the land where you still hear the cries   I had to get out had to sever all ties   I changed my name and assumed a disguise   I got an angry inch      Six inches forward and five inches back   I got a   I got an angry inch   Six inches forward and five inches back   I got a   I got an angry inch      Six inches forward and five inches back   The train is coming and I'm tied to the track   I try to get up but I can't get no slack   I've got an angry inch   Angry inch      My mother made my tits out of clay, tits of clay   My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away, tits of clay   He dragged me to the doctor one day   I've got an angry inch      Long story short   Yeah, long story short   When I woke up from the operation I was bleeding down there   I was bleeding from a gash between my legs   It's my first day as a woman, already it's that time of the month   But two days later the hole closed up   The wound healed and I was left   With a one inch mound of flesh   Where my penis used to be   Where my vagina never was   It was a one inch mound of flesh   With a scar running down it like a sideways grimace on an eyeless face   It was just a little bulge   It was an angry inch