See it on the television every day   Hear it on the radio   It ain't humid but it sure is hot   Down in Mexico   The boy is trying to tell me   Near enough to the edge (beginning of the end)   Say they've all been there   Too late my friend      CHORUS:   Riff raff   Always good for a laugh (ha ha ha)   Riff raff   Go on, laugh yourself in half      (Smile awhile)      Now I'm the kind of guy who keeps his big mouth shut   Don't bother me   Somebody give me one arm up   Leave me in misery   I've never shot nobody   Don't even carry a gun   I ain't done nothing wrong   I'm just having fun      CHORUS