I'd rather be dead, I'd rather be dead   I'd rather be dead than wet my bed   I'd rather be dead, I'd rather be dead   I said, "Dead than wet my bed"      Oh, I'd rather be gone than carry on   I'd rather go away than feel this way   Oh, I'd rather be there, where you haven't got a care   And you're better off dead, though it doesn't seem fair      Oh, I'd rather be dead, I'd rather be dead   I'd rather be dead than wet my bed   I'd rather be dead, I'd rather be dead   I'd rather be dead than wet my bed      I'd rather keep my health and dress myself   But you're better off dead than sitting on a shelf   I'll tie my tie 'til the day I die   But if I have to be fed then I'd rather be dead      And when he takes my hand on the very last day   I will understand because it's better that way   Oh! It's nice to be alive, when the dream comes true   You'll be better off dead, it could happen to you      Oh! I'd rather be dead, I'd rather be dead   I'd rather be dead than wet my bed   I'd rather be dead, I'd rather be dead   I'd rather be dead than wet my bed      Alright! Give yourselves a big hand