The other day I met a girl named Joy   She said, "Come here, I'm gonna make you my joy boy"   Well, things went good and things went bad   Now every time I think of Joy   It makes me sad   It makes me sad      The other day I met a girl named Joy   She said, "Roy, I'm gonna make you my joy boy"   Well, she took me for a ride, sort of a joy ride   Now every time I think of Joy   I get all weird inside      Oh, Joy to the world was a beautiful girl   But to me Joy meant only sorrow      Now if you haven't got an answer   Then you haven't got a question   And if you never had a question   Then you'd never have a problem      But if you never had a problem   Well, everyone would be happy   But if everyone was happy   There'd never be a love song      Joy was a beautiful girl   But to me Joy meant only sorrow      The other day I met a girl named Joy   She said, "Come here, I wanna make you feel all clammy inside"   Things went good and things went bad   Things went good things went bad   Good, bad, good, bad, good, bad      Joy to the world was a beautiful girl   But to me Joy meant only sorrow      Oh, Joy to the world was a beautiful girl   But to me Joy meant only sorrow      Joy, I know you're out there   I want you to turn on your radio and listen to my song