Hanging around before we played when I saw her across the room   Yeah well, she's mighty cute, so I thought I might make my move   I saddled up beside her, to see what she's about   I introduced myself, but then, I found out that      She hates ska, she won't dance   Guess that I don't have a chance   When we play she won't stay (Oi Oi Oi)   She hates ska, she won't go   Out with me after the show   by the second song she's gone far away (oh yeah)      she said annoying horn riffs, after beats are so lame   she said the horns are so boring,   all the songs sound the same   she said she wishes Aaron would die,   and flipsyde and the specials too   when I heard that I almost cried, yeah, I felt so blue 'cause      She hates ska, she won't dance   Guess that I don't have a chance   When we play she won't stay (Oi Oi Oi)   She hates ska, she won't go   Out with me after the show   by the second song she's gone far away (oh yeah)      If I ever, asked her to skank   She'd probably think I called her one   Just 'cause I play, in a ska band   doesn't mean that I'm no fun (LET'S GO!)      now she's all over the guy from the metal band   hey jealousy, I've had about all I can stand   there's just one thing that I don't understand   why the hell was she wearing Vans if...      She hates ska, she won't dance   Guess that I don't have a chance   When we play she won't stay (Oi Oi Oi)   She hates ska, she won't go   Out with me after the show   by the second song she's gone far away (oh yeah)   She hates ska, and I saw her   Making out in the back   Of the metal head's car (Oi Oi Oi0   She hates ska, She hates ska   Guess she'll never throw a bra.....at me