Nothing that he will ever say will be worth hearing   He is just a waste of space, I wish he'd waste away   Saying inappropriate things at inappropriate times   Why can't he disappear or die?      Number One - everybody hates you   Number One - everyone thinks you're a cunt   Number One - when will you ever learn   You won't get between me and my girlfriend      Everything he does is two faced, has no opinion   Everything he does is pointless, repelling the women   He says that loves the girls, but the girls hate him back   Why can't he see he's a twat?      Number One - everybody hates you   Number One - everyone thinks you're a cunt   Number One - when will you ever learn   You won't get between me and my girlfriend      Number One - everybody hates you   Number One - everyone thinks you're a cunt   Number One - when will you ever learn   You won't get between my girlfriend and me