Everyday when I get in my car   It's a Honda, you know   I sit on down but I don't get too far   You wanna know why?   'Cuz I've gotta reach down   And scratch an itch   In an area, an area   That's so sensitive   So I do a      (Chorus)   Pinch and Roll (x2)   (Everybody do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)   (If you're itchy do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)   (We don't scratch, we do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)      So if you've got a problem   You know what to do   Whether you're watching TV   Or sniffing airplane glue   Which we don't do   Now the girls don't know   But us guys we all know   How to do a little dance   We call the Pinch and Roll   And we do the      (Chorus)       (Untranslatable nonsense, a sorry attempt at toasting)   (Complete jabber in a terrible Jamaican accent)      Pick it up   Now if you've got a rash   Or a minor glitch   Stick your hands on down   And give yourself a big pinch   Then you roll it around   Around and round it goes   But after you're done   Make sure you know where it goes   Not in your nose!       (Chorus)