Found myself in a strange town   Though I've only been here for three weeks now   I've got blisters on my feet   Trying find a friend in Oxford Street   I bought an A to Z guide book   Trying to find the clubs and YMCA's   But when you ask in a strange town   They say don't know, don't care   And I've got to go, mate      They worry themselves about feeling low   They worry themselves about the dreadful snow   They all ignore me 'cause they don't know   I'm really a spaceman from those UFO's      You've got to move in a straight line   You've got to walk and talk in four four time   You can't be weird in a strange town   You'll be betrayed by your accent and manners      You've got to wear the right clothes   Be careful not to pick or scratch your nose   You can't be nice in a strange town   'Cause we don't know, don't care   And we got to go, man      Rush my money to the record shops   I stop off in a back street buy myself a snort   We got our own manifesto be kind to queers   And I'm so glad the revolution's here   It's nice and warm now      I've finished with clubs where the music's loud   'Cause I don't see a face in a single crowd   There's no one there   I look in the mirror but I can't be seen   Just a thin, clean layer of Mister Sheen   Looking back at me   Oh, oh      Found myself in a strange town   Though I've only been here for three weeks now   I've got blisters on my feet   Trying find a friend in Oxford Street   I bought an A to Z guide book   Trying to find the clubs and YMCA's   When you ask in a strange town   They say don't know, don't care   And I've got to go, mate      They worry themselves about feeling low   They worry themselves about the dreadful snow   They all ignore me 'cause they don't know   I'm really a spaceman from those UFO's      Strange town   Strange town      Break it up, break it up   Break it up, break it up   Break it up, break it up   Break it up, break it up   Break it up, break it up   Burn it down, shake it up   Break it up, break it up