Headmaster, this is my confession   This time you won't be overjoyed   I have destroyed what little faith you had in me   I've been such a naughty boy      Headmaster, I am at your mercy   I've been such a little fool   I've dishonored one who trusted me   I have broken all the rules      I've been with those naughty little girls again   Now those naughty little girls are gonna to put me to shame   I wish that I'd been born with a little more sense   This time it's a serious offense      I feel like an innocent victim   I feel that I just can't win   Headmaster, please give me one chance   Please help me to act like a man      I've let down the school   I've broken all the rules   I've let down the side   I've committed a crime      Headmaster, this is my confession   I've been such a little fool   I've dishonored one who trusted me   I have broken all the rules, I've been such a little fool      Don't tell all my friends I bent over   Don't tell them you made me cry   Don't tell them I've been sacrificed   Don't tell all my friends or I'll die      Headmaster, don't beat me I beg you   I know that I've let you down   Headmaster, please spare me I beg you   Don't make me take my trousers down