Hello, who's that speaking, please?      I'm on a party line   Wonderin' all the time   Who's on the other end?      Is she big, is she small?   Is she a she at all?   Who's on my party line?      Wish I had a more direct connection   This party line was here when I arrived   Which I'm not voting in the next election   If they don't do something about finding out   The person who is on my party line      I'm on a party line   I'm on a party line      I can't speak without an interception   This is private, please get off my line   Please tell me when I can have my privacy   I'd like to meet the girl who's always talking   When I'm speaking on my party line      Wish I had a more direct connection   This party line was here when I arrived   And I'm not voting in the next election   If they don't do something about finding out   The person who is on my party line      I'm on a party line   Wonderin' all the time   Who's on the other end?      Is she big, is she small?   Is she a she at all?   Who's on my party line?   Who's on my party line?   Who's on my party line?