February morning my car won't start today   I turned the key at 8:03   And the battery passed away   Inside a' my automobile      I want my automobile   I want my automobile   I want to drive it   All around this world      Bride's gettin' married in the springtime   Widow's gettin' married in the fall   I got married in high school   Or I wouldn't of got married at all      I'd be drivin' my automobile   Be drivin' my automobile   Be drivin' my automobile   I wanna drive it all around this world      Everybody said to the new groom   Groom, what ya gonna be   I said, I'm gonna be a symphony   Just as soon as I find a key      To my automobile   I want my automobile   I want my automobile   All around this world      Let's take a ride      Columbus sailed the ocean   Moses parted the sea   Dolores left me yesterday   Well, I think she took the key      To my automobile   I want my automobile   I want my automobile   Wanna drive it all around this world      Now, I held a little bitty baby   I held a woman all night   Whenever I get the hiccups   I hold my breath 'til my head gets light      Then, I drive my automobile   Yeah, I drive my automobile   I drive my automobile   I'm want to drive it all around this world      February morning, my car won't start today   Yeah, I turned the key at 8:03   And the battery passed away   Inside a' my automobile      I'm drivin' my automobile   Wanna my automobile   Wanna drive it all around this world   Go on      It is a beautiful day for a ride   Hey, get your head down I can't see anything   Someone give me a cigarette   I don't want to take my hands off the wheel      We ought to take the air filter off this sucker   So we can see what it will really do   Uh oh, it looks to me like a hospital zone   Everybody get quiet, shh      Don't wake the dead up   We're almost out, hang on, uh, oh here we go   Well, you can just hold it until we get to the next town