I'm a real guy I like real guy things    Like boats and guns and onion rings    But household chores need a power resolution    I went to the store and purchased the solution       I got a pressure washer I like it a lot    'Cause it makes cleaning destructive       Now I blow away the dirt and obliterate the muck    I pressure wash my fence and my couch and my truck    Nothing's dirty in the house though things are a little damp       My cat's clean now even though it's bald    It's fur is in a corner of my neighbour's yard    I've got a new kid but diapers aren't a problem    I pressure washed his butt he'll never pee on me again       I got a pressure washer (He likes it a lot)    I got a pressure washer (He cleaned up the tot)       Sure I may be squirting water but in my head    I'm a sergeant with a flamethrower spewing out death    I've got 2000 psi of awesome killing force       Look out commies, here comes Mike Rambo    With his 50 mm pressure washer look at him go    Jehovah's witnesses come and shake my hand    I pressure washed their literature and now they understand    I got a pressure washer       One day I was out pressure washing my lawn    My neighbour came home with a big smile on    He pulled out a brand new    Gas powered    Turbo charged    90 gauge    Super mega mega mega washer    With a DVD drive       Damn IT!!!       I need a bigger pressure washer (he needs a bigger pressure washer) X2    I need a bigger pressure washer X3    Or maybe a hummer