No chance   I could be her boyfriend   I'm trying to flip butch girls again   We could see   What life portends   And widen our circle of friends      She said   "You know I love you, but I feel so one in ten"      Well, life is short   And dull   Categorized to the full   Until the charm is gone   You're a big girl; if you wanna get it on, you will   And if you don't, you won't      She said   "You know I love you, but I feel so one in ten"      You could have such a life   With me   You could knit baby sweaters   We could watch a flat-screen TV      She said   "You know I love you, but I feel so one in ten"      What's the difference   When it goes down?   If it's a girl or if it's guys   Can't you just close your eyes?   Baby, close your eyes   Baby, close your eyes      Love doesn't come in perfect packages   That means I qualify   And I know you're born this way   But I thought we could give it a try      She said   "You know I love you, but I feel so one in ten   You know I love you, but I feel so one in ten"   You know I love her; she'll always be my one in ten