When you're eating your breakfast cereal    Make sure that it's not ethereal    Or else you couldn't eat it    You couldn't even see it       When you're eating your breakfast food    And on the box there is some dude    With a captain's hat    I'm sure you know that       Chorus:    You should call him the captain    'Cause "cap'n" sounds real dumb    I lobby for captain    'Cause sayin' "cap'n" is no fun       If you try to tell some guy how to say it    Then he'll try to say the opposite    But you shouldn't quit       'Cause if you say the opposite of what he should say    Then it will be alright    It's gonna be alright!       Chorus