Driver's Ed. sucks, it's boring    The class just began, I'm snoring    The previous line, an expression    How does this help the recession?       The teacher is a freak    I've known that all week    Even though I just started today    You're taking literally everything I say....    ...about Driver's Ed.       Hereafter referred to as Driver's Death    I hate Driver's Death    Instead of reading the chapter I did crystal meth       Guy #1: Wait a minute, is that guy really addicted to crystal meth?    Guy #2: Probably, I remember him saying we should take everything he says literally.    Guy #1: "We should take everything he says literally," what, are you a nerd or somethin'?    Guy #2: No, I'm cool, really.... oh, hey, watch out!       [Car crashes and explodes]       Narrator: It's sad, really...two teenagers killed a preventable car accident. Wait a minute, maybe I should have said earlier that they were driving. Then this would have made a lot more sense. Well, at least I have this crystal meth here.       Chris: Kids! Don't do drugs!