(Kurt Wagner)  the old fat robin  sticks his beak into the ground  with the brain, the size of an eraser  kitty runs by causes  the robin, she does floppin'  soon another one lands there to replace her  hear the tweeting and your sinuses  count the pluses and the minuses  turn frustration into sadness  say goodbye to mister badness  a strong gust of wind  blows upside my balding head  makes my balls shiver  makes a lump in my hoaky bed  except for a squirtle and some gasoline  completely distracted by the american dream  hear the tweeting and your sinuses  count the pluses and the minuses  and though I may be wrong  we're so glad you came along