Everyone knows Jesus   The guy who healed the lame.   I am Jesus' brother   Craig, is my name.      Jesus is the prince of peace.   Jesus is the lamb.   Jesus is the son of god.   But Craig don't give a damn.      Because when Craig's in sight   We'll party all damn night   I don't turn water into wine, but into cold Coors light.   I'm not my brother, I know.   Don't walk on H2O   But i got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.      I'm fucking Craig   I'm fucking Craig   I'm fucking Craig   Craig Christ...      I hang out with lepers   Barabus and Solamae   Jesus' friends are called "opossums"   Those dudes are totally gay      Jesus performs miracles   From Galilee to Rome   But it would be a miracle   If he brought a fucking lady home.      Because while jesus is praying   Fucking Craig is laying   Every lady in the testament, you know what im saying   I wont die for your sin   Like my famous kin   But if you got a little sister then theres room at this inn.      I'm fucking Craig   I'm fucking Craig   Fucking Craig   Craig Christ...         Jesus was our mothers fave   All her love to him she gave   But there's no sibling rivalry   When he's nailed to that tree!      And so the question for you   Is not "what would jesus do?"   But where will you be when the craig machine comes partying through   And if the lord will allow   Youve got to ask yourself how   And who and why and when and where is my masiah now?      Its fucking craig!   Its fucking craig!   FUCKING CRAIIIIIOH   FUCKING CRAIG   Craig Christ   Craig Christ   I'm Fucking Craig....