Marry me, John   Marry me, John I'll be so good to you   You won't realize I'm gone      Marry me, John   Marry me, John I'll be so sweet to you   You won't realize I'm gone   You won't realize I'm gone      Many people wanna make money, make love    Make friends, make peace with death   But most mainly want to win the game they came to win   They want to come out ahead   But you you're a rock with a heart like a socket I can plug into at will   And will you guess when I come around next?   I hope your open sign is blinking still      So marry me, John   Marry me, John I'll be so good to you   You won't realize I'm gone   You won't realize I'm gone      As for me, I have to agree   I'm as fickle as a paper doll being kicked by the wind   When I touch down again I'll be in someone else's arms      Oh John, come on   We'll do what married people do   Oh John, come on   (I don't care   what you want   I want to   Marry you)   We'll do what Mary and Joseph did   Without the kid      So marry me, John   Marry me, John   I'll be so good to you   You won't realize I'm gone   You won't realize I'm gone