We're sleeping underneath the bed    To scare the monsters out   With our dear daddy's Smith and Wesson    We've gotta teach them all a lesson      Don't move   Don't scream    Or we will have to shoot      Stop, right where you stand   We need a chalk outline if you can    Put your hands where we can see them please       We're holding up the lids of our eyes   And showing just the whites   "Mary, no one has such small hands    No, not the wind, not even that."      Don't move    Don't scream    Or we will have to shoot       Stop, right where you stand   We need a chalk outline if you can    Put your hands where we can see them please          Stop, right where you stand   We need a chalk outline if you can    Put your hands where we can see them    Please