Neighbor called my landlord    she said that she was pissed   up all night making noise   and she can't get no rest    she said we was running a flop house   full of thieves and thugs   musicians and hooligans and we were all on drugs   so she got bent and raised the rent    said it would only take one more   phone call from my whiny neighbor      what's up with my neighbor    what's it gonna take to get a break   she's got us tip tiptoeing around in fear   church mice at St. Leo's down my street   have moved so far away   she has sent them packing and running scared   how much more does she think we will take      maybe someday when I'm old and fat and bored   I'll understand why my neighbor's making my life hell   I can't even watch T.V. or sneeze or fart can't even breathe   for fear my landlord will come and ring my bell   how much more does she think we will pay      no more flop house no more fun   I've got a whiny neighbor   I've got a whiny neighbor   shooting cans with BB guns   I've got a whiny neighbor   I've got a whiny neighbor   she says these punks have to go    I think we're gonna get the old heave ho      neighbor called my landlord    it was a Sunday afternoon   she couldn't hear the T.V. set   we were having a BBQ   we were listening to Louis Prima    and drinking Meisterbrau   if she would have come and talked it over   and she wasn't a lazy cow   so she got bent and raised the rent    said it would only take one more    phone call from my whiny neighbor      maybe someday when I'm jaded   9 to 5 at a job I hate   I'll come home and razz my neighbors too   but I'd have a strategy   and catch them when the rent is late   and all the other bills are overdue   after all this is the neighborly way      no more music no more fun   I've got a whiny neighbor   I've got a whiny neighbor   barbecues in the sun   I've got a whiny neighbor   I've got a whiny neighbor   she says that these punks must go    I think we're gonna get the old heave ho      don't even hide the dog   or put the bong away   we don't want to live here any way      neighbor called my landlord   she said we didn't care   the lawn is dead   dogs and cats are stinking everywhere   she said that we had crazy parties every night   the yard is littered with bottles and cans   skateboards and bikes   she didn't get bent   didn't raise the rent   we only got a note-that read   in 30 days we'll get the old heave ho      no more music no more fun   I've got a whiny neighbor    I've got a whiny neighbor   barbecues in the sun    I've got a whiny neighbor   I've got a whiny neighbor   she says that these punks must go   I think we're gonna get the old heave ho