Your love for me is not debatable   Your sexual appetite's insatiable   You never ever make me waitable   Delectable, inflatable you.      You don't have problems with your weight at all   You never steal food off my plate at all   I never have to masturbate at all   Unstoppable, inflatable you.      You never seem to menstruate at all   So you're not angry when I'm late at all   I feel permanently felatable   Unpoppable, inflatable you.      With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away   With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day   In this ocean of life I'm never afraid we might drown   We could just float forever whatever the weather   Whenever my inflatable lover's around.      Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable   You always do what you are toldable   And if we argue you just foldable   Controllable consolable you.      My mates all reckon you are suitable   I took you ‘round to watch the footable   And Steve and Gary said you're rootable   Commutable, refutable you.      You're never sensitive or tickley   When I rub you my skin goes prickerly   It's know an static electricity   Felicity when I'm kissing you.      Your skin is so smooth, I couldn't afford you with hair   You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air   Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych   To know if you get down I just perk you right up   With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.      You never wake up when I snore at all   A trait which I find quite adorable   You have a box and you are storable   Ignorable, back-doorable you.      Any sexual position's feasible   Although you don't bend at the knees at all   Your hooters are so firm and squeezable   Increasable, un-creasable you.      You don't complain about my hairy back   Or 'bout the inches that downstairs I lack   You're not disgusted by my furry crack   Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac, ooo.      Now birth control is not an issue   I clean it all up with a tissue   I bet my jealous friend all wish you   Were insatiably inflatably theirs.      Don’t let me down.   Don’t let me down.   Don’t let me down.   And I won’t let you down.