Driving home late Sunday night   looked into the mirror saw those red flashing lights   I went straight to hell    with the crooks and the creeps and the freaks I'd meet    3 days on vacation in the Van Nuys jail    the cops they all laughed at me    they laughed at my my clothes and my hair    rings in my face and my painted finger nails    in the Van Nuys jail      Driving home late Sunday night    looked into the mirror saw those red flashing lights    I went straight to hell    and I didn't have any money    no money for the bail in the Van Nuys jail    with the crooks and the creeps and the freaks I'd meet    3 days on vacation in the Van Nuys jail    the cops they all laughed at me    they laughed at my clothes and my hair    rings in my face and my painted finger nails    in the Van Nuys jail       I was drunk unemployed incarcerated (woah)    with a D.U.I sitting in the Van Nuys jail    I was drunk unemployed incarcerated (woah)    with a D.U.I sitting in the Van Nuys jail    in the Van Nuys jail   I was drunk unemployed incarcerated   drunk unemployed incarcerated   drunk unemployed incarcerated   drunk unemployed incarcerated   drunk unemployed incarcerated   drunk unemployed incarcerated   That's Right!   HEY   (says) whatta fucking loser