i got a little friend he's with me to the end  what does he say  i ask him for opinions and political decisions  each and every day  i know that it's a dream dirty and obscene anyway    if stuart could talk what would he say  if stuart could talk what would he say  if stuart could talk what would he say  what would he say if stuey could talk to me    whenever i'm alone i'm really not alone  he's always there  when i am going to falter and i'm standing at the alter  and there's not a prayer  i know it's up to him if i ever sin anyway    what would he say what would he say  "yes my name is stuart and i assure you i can speak  and lately i find myself astounded  at the sort of company you keep  something further i must mention  of this fact i cannot understand  is your insatiable attention at annoying me with your hand  and in closing may i offer this point must be succint  my purpose is for procreation  and not facilitating in your sin"