Been in the pub since half past five    All day long I've laughed and cried    I'm like you I need a drink or two    Mum's down the bingo it's Friday night    Dad's down the dogtrack I hope he has a fight    I'm alright I know what I want tonight       I'm gonna get my end away    I'm gonna get my end away    I'm gonna get my evil way       I don't know what I'm doing    But I don't care    I'd better go to the loo    I'm just about to ...bleugh    But I'm like you I need a drink or two    I wanna girl but there's nothing in here    Just old men and pints of beer    But I'll be alright if I get what I want tonight       I wanna get my end away    I wanna get my end away    I wanna have my evil way       Oh look at that Harry lovely innit    Innit handsome hey oh what a pair on that    What could you do with that    I could do with that definitely    Oi darling, over here love, come on    Come and have a good time with us       I wanna get my end away    I wanna get my end away    I wanna have my evil way