Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque   Let's go get wrecked with a sweat yeah   If ya got a car and a kinky girl   You'll get wet right quick at the discotheque yeah      No one knows who goes to the backwood club   And rubs their nub in the sludge bugs   If you got booze and a dirty boy    You're gonna love that club in the backwoods discotheque      In the sweat set met gettin' freaky with the hot tub jets, don't fret, you're a wreck.   You a drug love bug gettin' mushy on the pussy of a big pink love slug's drug hun.      Let's be friends to the end, can we pretend even though I thought my turkey was a hen yeah   If you take drugs with the thugs what you really need is hugs right now at the discotheque yeah      Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque   Let's go get wrecked with a sweat yeah   If ya got a car and a kinky girl   You'll get wet right quick at the discotheque yeah      In the sweat set met gettin' freaky with the hot tub jets, don't fret, you're a wreck.   You a drug love bug gettin' mushy on the pussy of a big pink love slug's drug hun.      'I walked into that goddamn club 'n they tried pullin' my panties off, and throwin' me on the pool table. I said 'I like playin' cards but you mothafuckas best not be playin' poker with my asshole.' '      I'm talkin' 'bout the backwoods, backwoods discotheque.   (Can you hear them calling, calling my name)   The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.   Can you hear them calling (can you hear them calling)    Calling your name (calling your name calling your)   Can you hear them calling (Can you hear them calling)    Calling my name (calling my name, calling your calling your...)   The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.   (...calling your calling your calling your calling your...)   The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.   (...calling your calling your calling your calling your calling your name)