Don't ask me what I'm doing   There's no career that I'm pursuing   I'm not even gonna try   Now you might say I'm lazy   But the truth's a little hazy   And you know I wouldn't want to live a lie      'Cos I'm not even   I'm not even   I'm not even going to try      I ain't got a plan on paper   Of a darin' little caper   You know I wouldn't want to wet your eyes   Now you might say I'm sluggish   But that's a load of rubbish   Who says you've got to work until you die      Chorus      I hope that you understand   What it means to me   Just to live a lovely life   That is prospect free      Chorus      So when my Auntie Mable   Says David have you laid the table   I'm not even gonna try   And when a friend of mine   Says David have you got the time   I'm not even going to   pull my shirt sleeve up   And when I see a nutter   Lying in the gutter   I'm not even going to try      Cos we're not even we're not even   We're not even going to try      From my head right down   To my Silver Boots TM   I'm gonna sell my story   To whoever it suits   Cos we're not even we're not even (whisper)   We're not even going to try (whisper)