Oh my God it's a catastrophe   Never thought you'd crash this way   You and me that's how it has to be   Every seven times a day   How on Earth can I, be like any guy   Razor in my eye, I did not even cry      Oh, stayed up late and missed the monologue   Maybe next time, always say   Fall in love like falling off a log   Have you tried our latest spray   (...) I could not take his call   Never caught the ball, I do not want it all      Oh my God it's a catastrophe   Never thought you'd crash this way   All alone that's how it has to be   Have you tried our latest spray   How on Earth can I, be like any guy   Needle in my eye, I did not even cry      (...) I could not take his call   Never caught the ball, But now I want it all