Hard to believe   Seven years went by this fast   Hard to believe   All my friends are gone at last      Hard to believe   I built myself a lousy home   A pirate ship of Styrofoam   A vessel everyone can see is sinking but me      Hard to believe   I'm sick   Hard to believe   I'm no doctor   Hard to believe   I'm a dead man   I'm a goner, a comet, a kickstand      Hard to believe   I can't make Pepsi out of wine   I've ended up as Frankenstein   The only thing you'd pay to see   Is my monster killing me   And I asked for help a million times   The warning signs were those wrinkled lines   And you saw them every night   I aged two years with every fight   I'm a blind giving tree that doesn't see when it's time to leave   And it's hard to believe   It's hard to believe   (Whine, whine, whine)      All across the battlefield   My men are lying in their blood   So much suffering at my heels   Even valiance sinks in mud