I'm going to tell you a story   And I swear it's true   It's not about dressers and mirrors   It's not about you       It was a sunny day   I was running through the forest   The rain was pouring harder than ever   And that's when I, I lost hope       For this was a friend of mine   He made me pictures and posters   And if you're gonna be drinking wine   Please use the coasters       CHORUS   Do you think that I tell a fib?   Well if you do I'm going to choke you in   Young man how could you prove me wrong   Cooped me up in your barn   Swallow me in your ashes   I think you need some answers       Well sweet Jane she lived down that road   We always used to visit her   And then she took me in this room   I should have known when I kissed her