think about what you've got and compare it to what i've got    now what do you think my girl wants, my girl wants   think about what i've got and compare it to what you've got   what do you think my girl wants, my girl wants   what do you think my girl wants?      don't call her lazy cause she's crazy 'bout the daytime tv   channel 3 look at me, i'm a real wheel watcher   they think i'm smart, they think it's art but then i start with a crash   i'm just a brash trash talker      i like some funky drums but i hate some clunky drummers   and i saw what your girl did last summer      she said it looks like a binge she said it felt like a blast   woke up in the grass with the assless chaps   looks like a blast she said it felt like a binge   woke up with your friend in the indian fringes   bring on the bedspins, bring on the mini-thins    bring on the bedspins, bring on the mini-thins   and she was bombed on the bass and the bombay gin   she stumbled in      that's when she said she says it's great gettin high   i want everybody who's been eyeing my girl to slowly close their eyes   said it's great gettin high   i want everybody who's been eyeing my girl to slowly close their eyes   and think about what you've got compare it to what i've got and ask yourself   what do you think my girl wants?