I said to her   Face reality   Why can't you face the truth?      And that ain't nothing but another name   For Hennessey      It's happening every day   And what is she gonna do about it?   She's just one person against all of us      It looks rough and grimy and grungy   Maybe a little bit more bleach   Maybe some more Woolite   Will help give it a whiter   Fresher smell      'Cause music is my whole life   I took   (Me...)   Singing lessons   Guitar lessons   Dancing lessons   Tap dancing lessons   (Yeah, it's mine)   I tried to learn how to play the drums   I took piano lessons   But I, I revolve around music!   And the people associated with it   And that means all the cute boys      Sorry, I don't, really, I don't   I don't have much technique at all   A big gallon of ketchup   Heinz ketchup   It's not so fatty on the meat   And um, it's juicy   And they have this Mu Shu sauce that goes very well   It's very zesty, and   Sweet      He's really crazy   He's really horny   "Randy" is what they call it   Randy?   Randy   He's puny too!   He's   Those English dudes are so kinky!   God, Jimmy loves being beaten!      As for me, I'm known   For sweating pretty hard   If I don't wear any socks with my shoes   It's important for me   To put some baby powder in my shoes   To keep my shoes nice and fresh and clean   And smelling good