Gonna dive into a jive   I've dove into before   Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted   Like a million times or more   A familiar joint   Where getting drunk's the only point   To frequent this place   With any frequency at all   Countin' on a remedy   I've counted on before   Goin' with a cure that's never failed me   What you call the disease,   I call the remedy   What you're callin' the cause,   I call the cure   Gonna sing a song, a song to you   A song I've sung before   Belt out a ballad that I've belted out   A million times or more   The words I'm gonna scream   And getting drunk's the central theme   to the lyrics, if you can   Make the lyrics out at all   Countin' on a remedy   I've counted on before   Goin' with a cure that's never failed me   What you call the disease,   I call the remedy   What you're callin' the cause,   I call the cure   Just a devotion to a potion   Please no applause   A dedication to a medication   A crutch a cure a cause   What I've counted on to pick me up   Has knocked me to my knees   Before I hit the floor once more   I'll call it the disease