You couldn't make it in the corps 'cuz it was too fuckin' hard   You shriveled up your dick and joined the national guard   You're in the fuckin' airports - you're in my fuckin' dreams   I'm so goddamned mad I'm bursting at the seams   America's my home you gotta reckon with me   Got you my crosshairs - a murder scene    Don't fuck with my militia you can eat my shit   This is my battle hymn it's a number one hit      Now you're a hero - great american zero   Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero      Big bad piggy boy doin' his job   Red white and blue jack a patriot slob   Your wife is so proud but who are you now?   Fire fightin' crossing guard or sacred cow   Uncle sam says "he wants you"   You're all full of shit so you got nothin' to prove   Call me what you want, jack, I don't give a fuck   Bout the pussy ass flag on your pickup truck      Now you're a hero - great american zero   Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero      Lookin' in the future now the answer is clear   Bitch slappin' soldiers like we do over here   Put a bullet thru my television one thru my head   The alpha the omega I'd be better off dead      Now you're a hero - great american zero   Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero