Strokin' stinky chicken that you call a waitress   Pushin' 25 and you're already bald   Whatcha got hidin' back under your mattress   Pissin' like a pedophile back in the stalls      Shit stains cookin' in the crack of your ass   Cut your little brother with a broken glass      Roy - hangin' at the firehouse   Roy - tappin' on your gameboy   Roy - choke him with a dirty rag   Roy - gonna cum in his mouth      Bitchin' blue light on the top of your ride   Lookin' twice the man that you are inside   Muscle car shirt that you got from the hamper   Drinkin' down your coffee but you smell like pampers      Crossing guard at the elementary school   But your zipper's wide open at the public pool      Roy - hangin' at the firehouse   Roy - tappin' on your gameboy   Roy - choke him with a dirty rag   Roy - gonna cum in his mouth      Never had a girlfriend your mama's surprised   Wonder about the creepy look you got in your eyes   There's a number on your beeper but it's nobody cool   Ball cap cheap shades you're nobody's fool      Bottom of your class but the first on the scene   There's a dude in your car and he's only 15      Roy - hangin' at the firehouse   Roy - tappin' on your gameboy   Roy - choke him with a dirty rag   Roy - gonna cum in his mouth