o winters here with all the ice n snow   n the surly slush upon the road   the salty spray upon muh window   makes me wish i replace my wiper blades      (chorus)   muh wiper wiper wiper blades   muh wiper wiper wiper blades   muh wiper wiper wiper blades   i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades      salty spray from semi's that do pass   they turn muh windsheild into bathroom glass   i turn the knob but i come to the conclusion   that i did not fill up my washer solution      muh wiper wiper wiper fluid   muh wiper wiper wiper fluid   muh wiper wiper wiper fluid   i wish that id replace muh wiper fluid      (chorus)   muh wiper wiper wiper blades   muh wiper wiper wiper blades   muh wiper wiper wiper blades   i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades      down the expressway 80mph   i can make out headlights, taillights, frosted shapes   but down by the dash theres a clearing where both blades do scrape   i can see fine if i lay on the passengers seat      (chorus)   muh wiper wiper wiper blades   muh wiper wiper wiper blades   muh wiper wiper wiper blades   i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades      muh wiper wiper wiper blades   muh wiper wiper wiper blades   "one time on delay"   muh wiper.............wiper..........wiper blades   i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades